Monday, October 8, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/7)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!



#22
Clownhouse (1989) (1st viewing) d. Salva, Victor (USA) 81 min.

Great kids-in-peril horror that earns double props for combining its realistic depiction of sibling relationships, rivalries and love with the inherent fright factor of killer clowns. Sam Rockwell already shows star potential in his film debut. Thanks so much to Gert for the hook-up.





#23
Clown at Midnight, The (1999) (1st viewing) d. Pellerin, Jean (Canada) 91 min.

Man, this post-Scream slasher is so by the numbers, I’m convinced they had them digitally removed in post. Worthwhile only for seeing paycheck-cashing Christopher Plummer running around in full clown regalia in the final scene. To be fair, I asked Gert for this one, but only because I had it confused with the 1976 John Candy killer clown movie, The Clown Murders. Still need to track that one down.





#24
Night Caller, The (aka Blood Beast from Outer Space) (1965) (1st viewing) d. Gilling, John (UK) 84 min.

Bizarre little Brit sci-fi flick about an interstellar flying globe and its extraterrestrial owner who come to town to kidnap attractive ladies. Slow, weird and occasionally unintentionally humorous. Via YouTube.





#25
Captive Wild Woman (1943) (1st viewing) d. Dmytryk, Edward (USA) 61 min.

I’ve been wanting to see this for literally as long as I’ve been able to crack open horror film reference books, having been dazzled for decades by Acquanetta’s ape-woman makeup. Finally caught up with it on YouTube yesterday and it’s a winner, with a great turn by John Carradine as the mad scientist. Funny/sad how the lion tamer circus footage (lifted from 1933’s The Big Cage) strikes my contemporary adult eyes as more inhumane than thrilling.





#26
Jungle Woman (1944) (1st viewing) d. Le Borg, Reginald (USA) 61 min.

The follow-up to Captive Wild Woman (also on YouTube) doesn’t even have the good taste to serve up a single scene of Acquanetta in ape-woman makeup, but it does let her have some dialogue this time around (for better or worse). J. Carroll Naish takes over the scientific gobbledegook role this time around, and Evelyn Ankers reprises her girl-in-peril turn, now hitched to dud Milburn Stone.





#27
Dead in 3 Days (2006) (1st viewing) d. Prochaska, Andreas (Austria) 97 min.

Jason Coffman hooked me up with this ages ago. Even had it on the roster for last year’s Challenge, but never got around to it. To call this an Austrian version of I Know What You Did Last Summer would save me a whole lot of typing, so let’s just call it that. Solid if unspectacular, although I call bullshit on the happy ending.

Total Movies: 27
First Time Views: 27
Money Raised for Friends of Children: $236.25

Saturday, October 6, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/6)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!



#18
Shallow Ground (2004) (1st viewing) d. Wilson, Sheldon (USA) 97 min.

Man, this starts off so strong that it’s really a shame when it submarines itself through an overabundance of unresolved ideas and plot holes, capped by one of the most terrible and pointless “shock endings” I can recall. Great style, performances, atmosphere and visuals, but just runs out of gas in the final act. Still, I’m eager to see what else writer/director Wilson has up his sleeve, so I thank my good friend Gert for making the introduction. (Note: This is NOT the Danny Boyle flick starring Christopher Ecceleston and Ewan McGregor.)





#19
Unknown Terror, The (1957) (1st viewing) d. Warren, Charles Marquis (USA) 77 min.

Ah yes, the 50s. When you could throw some bwanas into an island cave, start filling it with bubble bath foam masquerading as “a lethal virus” and call it a day. On YouTube.





#20
Twisted Nerve (1968) (1st viewing) d. Boulting, Roy (UK) 113 min.

Solid little Brit chiller about a sociopath (Hywel Bennett) who pretends to be mentally impaired in order to bluff his way into Billie Whitelaw’s boarding house and get close to fetching Hayley Mills. Bernard Herrmann’s whistling theme was later appropriated by Quentin Tarantino to be used by Darryl Hannah’s Elle Driver in Kill Bill. On YouTube.





#21
Gathering, The (2003) (1st viewing) d. Gilbert, Brian (UK) 87 min.

Alternates between annoying, confusing, boring and preposterous. The concept about a group of lost spirits, damned for rubbernecking at Christ’s crucifixion is an interesting one, but nothing interesting is done with it and Christina Ricci rings uncharacteristically false throughout. Courtesy of the Lewisburg public library.


Total Movies: 21
First Time Views: 21
Money Raised for Friends of Children: $173.25

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/5)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!


#14
Curse, The (1987) (1st viewing) d. Keith, David (USA) 92 min.

Good ol’ fashioned 80s gross outs arrive courtesy of a rogue meteorite that poisons the water of a small farm town. Watching Claude Akins get all pustuled and oozy is worth the price of admission. True Confession: I saw both the unrelated Curse II: The Bite and Curse III: Blood Sacrifice before the “original.”





#15
Demoniacs, The (1974) (1st viewing) d. Rollin, Jean (France) 95 min.

A quartet of “wreckers” (criminals who guide ships onto the rocks, then loot them) are haunted by the spirits of two young ladies they’ve recently raped and killed. Leisurely paced ghost story with some occasionally memorable visuals, including the stunner that is female wrecker JoĆ«lle Coeur. Had this one for a while, finally decided to bust it out. (Get it, Rollin fans? Get it?)





#16
Dark Places (1973) (1st viewing) d. Sharp, Don (UK ) 85 min.

Creepy haunted house flick with peerless character actor Robert Hardy as the head of an asylum who inherits a deceased patient’s family mansion. More importantly, legend tells of a fortune hidden within the stately abode, bringing money-grubbing relatives Christopher Lee and Joan Collins (and meek notary Herbert Lom) out of the woodwork. Not bad, not great. Available on YouTube.





#17
Mad Magician, The (1954) (1st viewing) d. Brahm, John (USA) 71 min.

This Vincent Price vehicle’s relative obscurity on home video is the only excuse I have for not having seen it yet. That and the apparent worldwide conspiracy to keep perpetually underrated director Brahm from ever becoming a household name. Great fun.


Total Movies: 17
First Time Views: 17
Money Raised for Friends of Children: $119.85

Friday, October 5, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/4)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!



#11
Silent House (2011) (1st viewing) d. Kentis, Chris / Lau, Laura (USA) 86 min.

The U.S. remake of last year’s Uruguayan “single take” haunted house flick has similar pluses and minuses going for it. The real-time concept is pretty dazzling and the floating camera manages to create a fair amount of suspense, but when the final bell rings, there’s still an awful lot of walking around and the narrative is still bafflingly inconclusive. Courtesy of Redbox.





#12
Pirahna DD (2012) (1st viewing) d. Gulager, John (USA) 83 min.

The pecs of water park chickies and David Hasselhoff do a lot of bouncing. It’s more of a comedy than Aja’s 2010 remake, but it’s far from the disaster I was expecting from the hateful reviews and its limited release. Not saying it’s good either. Another Redbox rental.





#13
Headspace (2005) (1st viewing) d. van de Houton, Andrew (USA) 89 min.

Great ideas and a great cast, but not a whole lot is made of either. Something about a homicidal monster being manifested from one individual’s excess of brainwaves. Maybe I was just tired, Gert.


Total Movies: 13
First Time Views: 13
Money Raised for Friends of Children: $85.15

Thursday, October 4, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/3)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!



#8
Haunted Mansion, The (2003) (1st viewing) d. Minkoff, Rob (USA) 88 min.

Yes, it’s based on a theme park ride and it’s got Eddie Murphy doing his family friendly thing. But it was at the library. And it was fun.





#9
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) (1st viewing) d. Dixon, Ken (USA) 71 min.

From its title forward, there’s not a serious bone in this pop-topping futuristic version of The Most Dangerous Game. Even so, it stretches its premise pretty darn thin and even with the shortened international cut (courtesy of Gert), it goes on a bit. Still, bubbly star Elizabeth Cayton (Kaiten) has a lovely bod and one of those scratchy hungover sorority girl voices that never fail to flip my switch.






#10
Devils of Darkness (1965) (1st viewing) d. Comfort, Lance (UK) 88 min.

Fun little devil worshiping cult/vampire flick. ‘Nuff said.


Total Movies: 10
First Time Views: 10

Money Raised for Friends of Children: $59.50

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/2)

Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!





Project: Metalbeast (1995) (1st viewing) d. De Gaetano, Alessandro (USA) (92 min.)

Almost a companion piece to yesterday’s Vindicator (which kind of makes sense, since Gert burned them onto the same disc) with the slightly more far out notion of creating super-soldiers by injecting them with werewolf blood and then grafting metallic-strength skin onto them. Granted, only one poor sap gets the full treatment and the film stays relatively contained within the single research facility. My only complaint was that not enough was done with the concept, as the Metalbeast (as played by Kane Hodder) seemed as lethal and unstoppable as any other run-o-the-mill lycanthrope.





Eye of the Devil (1966) (1st viewing) d. Thompson, J. Lee (UK) 96 min.

Not sure how this Brit chiller got on my radar or into my Netflix queue, but I can’t say I recommend it all that highly. Deborah Kerr, David Niven, Sharon Tate and David Hemmings all turn in solid face time. It’s a bit Wicker Man, a bit Innocents, but nowhere near as successful.





Don't Go Near the Park (1979) (1st viewing) d. Foldes, Lawrence David (USA) 80 min.

Whoa, speaking of unsuccessful. Seriously, this was ungodly bad. Definitely put the “nasty” in its Video Nasty status, but only through sheer awfulness and the occasional innard-outing.


Total Movies: 7
First Time Views: 7
Money raised for Friends of Children : $38.15

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

October Movie Challenge 2012 (10/1)

Note: Due to my current out of town housing situation, I am suffering from a distinct shortage of internet hours during the first three weeks of October. As a result, I am not going to be doing much in the way of reviews for the time being in order to focus on watching the movies themselves. Apologies in advance, but we'll get to them eventually.


Remember, if you would like to make a pledge toward Scare-A-Thon 2012 (benefitting FRIENDS OF CHILDREN) at any time, drop me an email at drach101@gmail.com to let me know how much you would like to pledge per film. Your donation is tax deductible, 100% of goes directly to aid the kids, and seriously, even a penny per film helps. Thanks in advance!



Revenant, The (2009) (1st viewing) d. Prior, Kerry (USA) 118 min.

Not-bad little award-winning zombie comedy, with solid dialogue, relationships and splatter. Got it from the RedBox based on a rec. from my roommate Bryant. Shades of Dead Heat as far as undead buddy comedies go. At two hours, maybe a shade longer than it needed to be for what it is.





Beware! Children at Play (1989) (1st viewing) d. Cribben, Mik (USA) 97 min.

My buddy Patrick picked this disc up 15 years ago when he was doing some volunteer work for Troma (is there any other kind?) and eventually gave it to me unwatched. I then hung onto it for the next 10 years, again, not watching it because a) I’d never heard anyone talk about it when killer kid flicks came up and b) its terrible title. Well, I’m here to tell you, this movie is plenty good no-budget fun, with some awesome DIY gore effects and a grand taboo-smashing finale that will knock you out with its gleeful audaciousness.





Ghost Town (1988) (1st viewing) d. Governor, Richard (USA) 85 min.

Fun little Empire flick that I acquired from my buddy Gert while out in Brussels earlier this year (you’ll be seeing a bunch of these titles popping up over the course of the next 31 days). Enjoyably spirited (HA HA) Western ghost fantasy with some nice practical effects and makeup.




Vindicator, The (1986) (1st viewing) d. Lord, Jean-Claude (Canada) 93 min.

Another Gert rec. Evil corporate scientist tries to kill off his colleague, then decides to use his body as part of his new cybernetics experiment. Of course, he doesn’t count on the “corpse” retaining its memories and having a will of its own, or he probably wouldn’t have created an unstoppable killing machine. Predates Paul Verhoeven’s oh-so-similarly-themed RoboCop by a full year. Interesting, no?



Total Movies Viewed: 4
Total First Time Views: 4
Money Raised for Friends of Children: $20.40

SCARE-A-THON 2012 (Friends of the Children of the Night)

Hello, friends,

Well, it’s that time of year again, where the days grow short, the trees grow bare and nightmares come fast and furious in 90-minute intervals…

It’s time for SCARE-A-THON 2012.


Every October, I dedicate my energies, in the spirit of a walk-a-thon or read-a-thon, to a charity deserving of some “terror lovin’ care.” This year, I have selected The Friends of Children, an organization that provides aid to underfunded youth around the world, with 100% of all donations going directly to those in need. (All operating expenses are covered by private grants.) Their website is: http://www.thefriendsofchildren.org/


Fool's Views (9/24 - 9/30)


Hey kids,

Because it’s already the second day of October, and I’m already behind on the my annual Scare-A-Thon obligations, I’m just going to post these titles and posters now. I’ll try to get back to offer my thoughts after the flurry that is the tenth month of the year is over. If not, pick up a copy of Danny Peary’s Cult Movies books – you’ll get more insightful reading anyway. (And don’t bother picking up a copy of Across the Universe. Not sure who that movie was made for, because it’s fluff for Beatles and non-Beatles fans alike.)

Enjoy!

CIVILIAN:


Across the Universe (2007) (1st viewing) d. Taymor, Julie (USA)




MORE DANNY PEARY’S CULT MOVIES


King of Hearts (1966) (1st viewing) d. de Broca, Philippe (France)





Petulia (1968) (1st viewing) d. Lester, Richard (USA)





Morgan! (1966) (1st viewing) d. Reisz, Karel (UK)






Over the Edge (1979) (1st viewing) d. Kaplan, Jonathan (USA)





High School Confidential! (1958) (1st viewing) d. Arnold, Jack (USA)





CafƩ Flesh (1982) (1st viewing) d. Dream, Rinse (USA)




2012 Totals to date: 433 films, 374 1st time views, 225 horror, 156 cinema

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Fool's Views (9/17 – 9/23)


Howdy, lords and ladies,

Keeping this short, as I actually have a pile of films that I’d like to knock out before the October Challenge kicks into full gear next month – a mere 7 days away. Suffice to say, I had to settle for the mere essentials: completing my monthly Kryptic Army assignment and polishing off a few more of the Danny Peary flicks I brought with me to West Virginia. Oh, I had such intentions of drowning myself in civilian cinematic bliss during September, but other, slightly loftier plans have since emerged from the creative ether and they’ve been keeping me busy in between Crucible rehearsals at Greenbrier Valley Theatre. More on that in future installments – oh, yes, you will be hearing about them.

In the meantime, don’t forget to leave us your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.

Enjoy!

HORROR:


Army of Darkness (1992) (3rd viewing) d. Raimi, Sam (USA)

I must admit that this third installment in the Evil Dead trilogy never really hit my sweet spot, too preoccupied with doling out one-liners to star Bruce Campbell and parading puppet soldiers across the landscape to manage anything nearly as genuinely inspired as its predecessors. Sure, there are some moments of charm, such as the battle with the pit hag, the riddle of the three Necronomicons and, in spite of dodgy effects, the horde of miniature Ash assailants laying siege to their oversized doppelganger. In expanding the Dead-ite universe (and its budget) beyond the cabin in the woods, Raimi manages to tell a new story in a different way, and it’s fascinating how each of the trio of films appeals to a different audience – a horror litmus test, if you will. (In case you were wondering, my favorite used to be the slapsticky second installment, but my appreciation for the first has grown exponentially over the years and it now reigns supreme.)


KRYPTIC ARMY ASSIGNMENT: BEWARE THE CHILD!


Daughter of Dr. Jekyll (1957) (1st viewing) d. Ulmer, Edgar G. (USA)

Betrothed lovebirds Gloria Talbott and John Agar visit her guardian Arthur Shields to tell of their upcoming marriage, but it turns out that he has a surprise in store for them as well. Seems that the bride-to-be is actually the descendant of the notorious Dr. Jekyll, although Stevenson’s source material has been tweaked more than a little – instead of mysterious elixirs, the good doctor’s alter ego is nothing short of a werewolf, complete with the full moon’s transformative effects. Sure enough, the first night that Talbott spends under the old roof, she is plagued by homicidal nightmares awakens with blood on her hands and dirt between her toes. Can it be the family curse has struck again? Very much a low budget programmer, but the always interesting Ulmer manages to spin a few straw segments into gold, particularly the dream and monster change-o sequences, the latter of which hark back to the groundbreaking in-camera effects from the Fredric March-starring 1932 version. Juvenile but fun.





Son of Dracula (1974) (1st viewing) d. Francis, Freddie (UK)

Ringo Starr co-produced this not particularly silly nor scary musical sequel to the Stoker classic. On the 100th anniversary of the death of the grand old bloodsucker (depicted in an intriguing opening sequence that shows Dracula off as a bald, clawed Nosferatu-like monster), undead offspring Harry Nilsson is poised to take his place as the supreme leader of the underworld. Only problem is he’s more inclined to pound the piano keys and romance lovely Suzanna Leigh than dive into a vein. As “Count Downe,” Nilsson seems to be in a catatonic stupor throughout most of his dramatic scenes, only coming alive during the bizarre, barely justified musical numbers. (“I like music” is pretty much as close as we get to an explanation for the Count’s spontaneous rock proclivities.) Starr is his usual avuncular self, buried beneath a giant white wig and beard as the old Arthurian wizard Merlin (don’t ask), though he’s pretty much the straight man here. Old pros Freddie Francis and Dennis Price seem to enjoy nibbling the scenery in their supporting roles, as power-hungry Baron Frankenstein and sage alchemist Van Helsing respectively. A curiosity to be sure, with a few memorable Nilsson Schmilsson musical numbers (“Without You,” “Down,” “Jump into the Fire”) with the singer backed by an impressive array of musicians including Peter Frampton, Keith Moon, John Bonham, Leon Russell and others, but ultimately its relatively forgotten status seems perfectly justified.




CIVILIAN:


Crucible, The (1996) (2nd viewing) d. Hytner, Nicholas (USA)

In adapting his classic American stage drama – ostensibly about the Salem witch trials but allegorically to address the HUAC communist red scare of the 50s – for the screen, Arthur Miller splinters his compact and powerful dramatic scenes into scores of smaller, geographically varied sequences in an attempt to “open up” the piece. This approach, unfortunately, dissipates the power of the play by literalizing many offstage moments (the opening dance ritual, Giles Corey’s tragic fate, etc.), and the dramatist also makes some bewildering alterations to his characters’ dialogue, stripping the richness of the language. Hytner also seems intent on heading off any criticisms of the piece’s “two planks and a passion” origins, so preoccupied is he with whirling tracking shots and bizarre camera angles that he loses sight of the claustrophobic elements that make the play work. It’s not a total disaster and the performances by an all-star cast featuring Daniel Day-Lewis, Joan Allen, Winona Ryder, Paul Scofield, Bruce Davison, Jeffrey Jones, and George Gaynes are entirely watchable. But those who’ve seen the drama in its true environment cannot deny the hollowness the change in medium brings.




DANNY PEARY’S CULT MOVIES:


Burn! (1969) (1st viewing) d. Pontecorvo, Gillo (Italy)

Marlon Brando stars as a professional English mercenary charged with aiding a revolt of the black slaves against their Portuguese leaders in the Carribean Antilles. Of course, once the Portuguese are overthrown the English find their new leaders to be not as cooperative as they’d hoped over the ensuing years, and so Brando is recruited again to destroy the very rebellion he helped start in the first place. Not hard to see the Vietnam parallels – or the Iraqui or the Afghanistan or the (fill in the blank) – here, and the message is still as resonant now as it was 40-odd years ago. History will teach us nothing.





Shooting, The (1966) (1st viewing) d. Helleman, Monte (USA)

Breathtaking in its spare plot and character exposition, this brazenly independent Western throws together taciturn former bounty hunter Warren Oates, his good-natured if lunkheaded sidekick Will Hutchins, mysterious and strong-willed female Millie Perkins and cold blooded assassin Jack Nicholson (who also co-produced with Helleman) and lets them fry together under the desert sun. The viewer’s curiosity and frustration is mirrored by Oates’, who accepts Perkins’ lucrative offer to lead her through the mountains to a distant town but answers and information prove continuously elusive and increasingly dangerous. Absolutely worth tracking down.





Woman in the Dunes (1964) (1st viewing) d. Teshigahara, Hiroshi (Japan)

An amateur etymologist (Eiji Okada) is stranded in a deep sand pit with a lonely widow (Kyoko Kishida), performing the endless and inexplicable task of digging out buckets of sand for their inscrutable masters. An absolute stunner from start to finish, Toru Takemitsu’s stinging musical score punctuating Teshigahara’s meticulously crafted black and white imagery. The biggest shock was that I had never heard of the film before, in spite of its being nominated for Best Foreign Film in 1964 (and its director being nominated a year later for Best Director for the same feature – surely an Oscar first, though I have yet to confirm this). A film clearly in need of rediscovery by a new generation.

2012 Totals to date: 426 films, 367 1st time views, 225 horror, 156 cinema

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

[REC]3: GENESIS (2012) movie review


[Rec]3: Genesis (2012) (1st viewing) d. Plaza, Paco (Spain)

The most refreshing thing about this third [Rec] installment is that co-creator Plaza seems to be as tired of the “found footage” trend as the rest of the horror crowd (this in spite of being partially responsible for two of the strongest handheld entries thus far). And so, after setting up a justifiable premise for recording the mayhem to come – the action takes place at a wedding, with a professional and an amateur cameraman on hand – he abandons the concept shortly after the proverbial excrement hits the fan. Thereby answering the one question that always plagues the milieu, “Why are they still shooting?” with the ballsy reply, “They wouldn’t. I’ll take it from here.” Plaza understands his audience, knows what they will accept, and this proves to be his secret weapon throughout.

Following this abrupt but welcome shift in POV, the writer/director delivers an enjoyable and suspenseful horde movie, with undead/infected wedding guests chasing down their fellow revelers with splattery results. The noble groom and plucky bride (Diego Martin, Letecia Dolera), separated during the initial confusion, spend the rest of the feature finding their way back to one another – it’s again to Plaza’s credit that when things start sliding into the realm of the fanciful, he simply embraces the silliness, knowing that there’s never a wrong time to introduce a chainsaw into the proceedings. All the performances are energetic without edging into camp, and Dolera makes for a lovely and spirited heroine. I’m unsure as to whether this is intended to be an origin story for the first two films – the title would seem to indicate so, but the onscreen action doesn’t exactly bear this out and my memory isn’t clear enough on its predecessors to pick up on potential references. But when you’re having this much fun, who cares? Three for three, boys!


Fool's Views (9/2 – 9/16)


Howdy troops,

Greetings once again from the wild and wicked woods of the dark forest, where Fall and Summer actively battle for superiority, with the latter slowly losing ground. Kids are heading back to school, yellowing leaves are softly plummeting, the days are growing shorter and rehearsals for Greenbrier Valley Theatre's production of The Crucible are well underway. Meanwhile, in the Doc’s office, we’re loading up on civilian fare in preparation for the regularly scheduled October onslaught (our lone scare pic being an impromptu screening of the latest [Rec] film at HorrorHound Weekend Indianapolis after the Game of Werewolves Blu-Ray experienced technical difficulties).

Even though the chills weren’t as prominent over the past two weeks, we whacked out a septet of winners, including a trifecta featured in Danny Peary’s Cult Movies books. Over the past decade or so, I’ve been steadily whittling away at the 200 highlighted movies and, shameless completist that I am, the aim is to knock out another dozen or so before the month is out. (My pal Craig J. Clark has followed a similar trajectory over the years; visit his LiveJournal blog and type in the search word “cult movies” to sample his eminently readable musings. You won’t be sorry you did.)

As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.

Enjoy!

Monday, September 17, 2012

STOP ME BEFORE I KILL (1960) movie review


Stop Me Before I Kill! (1960) (1st viewing) d. Guest, Val (UK)

This early Hammer's b/w thriller centers on Ronald Lewis' (Mr. Sardonicus, Scream of Fear) race car driver who, after suffering a near-fatal crash, finds himself entertaining murderous impulses toward his fetching new wife. Guest's spirited direction is commendable; ditto Diane Cilento's (The Wicker Man) lively French-accented turn as Lewis' devoted if increasingly frustrated bride. But the whole thing takes WAY too long to get where it's going (at 107 minutes, it's one of the longest Hammer films out there; apparently the original UK cut is a full 120), especially considering the "twist" is telegraphed miles and miles ahead such that only those who dozed off halfway through would be surprised by the outcome.

FOUR SIDED TRIANGLE (1953) movie review


Four Sided Triangle (1953) d. Fisher, Terence (UK)

Surprisingly underrated pre-Quatermass Xperiment sci-fi effort from Hammer and its most prolific director concerns itself with two young scientists (Stephen Murray, John Van Eyssen) who collaborate on a fantastic new invention – a device that can replicate simply anything. (I absolutely loved the simplicity of this fanciful notion, hearkening back to a more innocent era of sci-fi when you could chalk up pretty much anything to this mystical thing called SCIENCE.) This astonishing innovation also provides an interesting solution to an ancillary problem between the two brainiacs: they're in love with the same woman (Barbara Payton). With her affections blowing Van Eyssen's way, Murray decides to reproduce his l'amour, which his succeeds in doing… with unexpected side effects. Certainly a trifle, but interesting enough to merit your attention. (If Van Eyssen seems familiar, it's probably from his turn as Jonathan Harker in 1958'S Horror of Dracula.)

THE WOMAN IN BLACK (2012) movie review


Woman in Black, The (2012) d. Watkins, James (UK)

Hammer’s latest offering envisions Daniel ("don't call me Harry") Radcliffe’s legal beagle as an epically grieving widower (which works quite well considering the cloud of death and pain that hangs over the Crythin village populace), and the hostility he encounters from both the locals and the estate’s long-dead vengeful spirits only increases our empathy toward him. Screenwriter Jane Goldman offers a worthy riff on Susan Hill's novel, complemented by director Watkins’ solid atmospheric work, although the most effective moments are not the ones seemingly designed to appease a modern day audience (now you see ‘em now you don’t CGI ghosts, big aural jump scares) but the "classic" slow burn spooking sequences (gazing down long hallways, silent climbs up and down foreboding staircases). Ultimately, I admired the period effort more than loved it, but I wouldn't hesitate to recommend it. Is it likely to leave lasting memories and have you looking under the bed? Probably not, but it's among the better studio-based genre efforts and ranks just below Let Me In and Wake Wood as far as Hammer's recent output. (I'd rank them 3 for 4, with The Resident being the only true disappointment under Simon Oakes 21st century stewardship.)

THE WOMAN IN BLACK (1989) movie review


Woman in Black, The (1989) d. Wise, Herbert (UK)

BBC version of Susan Hill’s engrossing ghost story follows Adrian Rawlins’ young, family-man solicitor called to handle the legalities of a recently deceased mansion owner in a remote English village. Upon arriving, he finds himself uncovering far deeper mysteries and secrets, ones that seem to link the hamlet residents’ tragic rash of children’s deaths with the vengeful spirits populating the mansion's shadowy confines. But the real magic is accomplished via the haunting spectral presence of Pauline Moran’s titular character – her fierce, hate-twisted visage providing more bona-fide chills than any number of computer-generated century phantoms. (The truly terrifying scene where she visits Rawlins in bed is worth the price of admission alone.) Thanks to solid performances, a superb adaptation by the legendary Nigel Kneale and Wise’s crisp direction on a presumably meager budget, this is one of the most underrated cinematic ghost stories out there, though the recent Hammer effort will hopefully raise some awareness.