BIFFF 2013 REVIEW ROUND-UP!!!

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THE THOMPSONS (2012) movie review

Thompsons, The (2012) d. Altieri, Mitchell / Flores, Phil (aka The Butcher Brothers) (USA)

With the vampiric cat out of the bag, this follow-up falls short of its far more interesting (but still flawed) predecessor, The Hamiltons. Mopeytown pretty boy Cory Knauf (who also co-wrote the script with Altieri and Flores) has emigrated to jolly ol’ England in order to track down others of his own kind...only to find that the Brit bloodsuckers don’t take too kindly to outsiders even of the same ilk.

THALE (2012) movie review

Thale (2012) d. Aleksander L. Nordaas (Norway)

Sad sack Elvis (Erlend Nervold) is given the opportunity to earn a little cash by longtime pal Leo (Jon Sigve Skard), although it soon becomes clear that the forensic crime scene clean-up detail is a scene not well suited to our sensitive soul. Between bouts of puking, Elvis stumbles onto a hidden room filled with old audiotape recordings, scribbled notes, decades-old canned goods and a bathtub containing a mysterious milky substance and something far more mysterious below the surface...

Brussels International Fantasy Film Festival 2013 - Award winners

Here are the results of the 2013 BIFFF Awards ceremony, for those keeping track of such things:

International Jury (Marina Anna Eich, Roland Joffé, Iain Softley and Frédéric Fonteyne)

The Golden Raven (Gran Prix): Ghost Graduation, d. Javier Ruiz Caldera

BIFFF 2013 Makeup/Body Painting Winners

Just a quick mention of the winners of the 2013 BIFFF makeup (30th annual) and body painting (26th annual) contests. All makeups were performed on site throughout the festival in front of lookers-on, and impressive doesn't begin to cover the talents on display. Heartiest congratulations to all who participated and especially to the select winners!

All Photographs: BIFFF/Paul Janssens

Makeup - Amateur Division

1st Prize - Julie Van Gaans

AFTER (2012) movie review

After (2012) (1st viewing) d. Smith, Ryan (USA)

Following a serious bus accident, passengers Steven Strait and Karolina Wydra find themselves alone in a deserted town with a large black wall of mist progressively advancing toward the city limits. Are they in an alternative universe? Are they dead? Are they ghosts? And what is that hellish creature howling in the darkness, the one that keeps getting closer and closer...

FRESH MEAT (2012) movie review

Fresh Meat (2012) d. Mulheron, Danny (New Zealand)

A terrific Kiwi horror/comedy mash-up of dysfunctional family values and second tier career criminals, with a solid stripe of meat-munching right down the middle. Before coming home during school semester break, luscious Hanna Tevita is introduced in the girls shower room borrowing her stall-mate’s soap and all that this entails. Cooking show TV star mom Nicola Kawana and Maori studies professor dad Temeura Morrison are unaware of their little girl’s Sapphic tendencies, but they’ve got bigger problems on their plate, er, bigger fish to fry, um, they like to have their neighbors for dinner... Oh, hell, they’re cannibals, a fact that Tevita discovers just before a ragtag band of wackadoo crooks fresh from a jailbreak come banging on the door looking for a place to hold up until the heat dies down.

DON'T CLICK (2012) movie review

Don't Click (2012) d. Kim, Tae-kyeong (South Korea)

They may have finally upgraded from VHS cassettes to thumb drives, but for nosy teens seeking cheap thrills, mysterious and inexplicable K-horror hauntings continue unabated. A sinister video file installs itself on a victim’s hard drive, mutating, morphing and evolving until it ultimately turns its malevolent gaze upon the subject him-or-herself.

THE END (2012) movie review

End, The (2012) d. Torregrossa, Jorge (Spain)

Equal parts Return of the Secaucus Seven and The Rapture, Torregrossa’s muted apocalyptic drama kicks off with a reunion of a group of formerly inseparable college friends and concludes with, well, the end of the world. After a strange phenomenon in the night sky disrupts all electricity, the group wakes up to find that 99% of humanity has simply…disappeared. With autos, houses, shops and streets all abandoned, the friends head out in search of answers. What happened? Where is everyone? Why are we still here? How long before what happened to others happens to us?

GHOST GRADUATION (2012) movie review

Ghost Graduation (2012) d. Caldera, Javier Ruiz (Spain)

When sixth sense-endowed teacher Raul Arevalo secures a new Monforte high school position, run by the luminous Alexandra Jimenez, his curious curse of seeing lingering residents from beyond proves useful in lifting the curse that has the administration and student body shaking in their collective zapatos.

INHUMAN RESOURCES (aka REDD INC) (2012) movie review

Inhuman Resources (aka Redd Inc.) (2012) d. Krige, Daniel (Australia)

Kelly Paterniti (a dead ringer for Danielle Harris) finds herself abducted by escaped killer Nicholas Hope and ensconced, along with five other unfortunate souls, in a sinister office drone environment. Literally chained to their desks, the hapless “employees” (all of whom played a part in Hope’s conviction for the “Head Hunter” murders) are instructed to review the facts in their captor’s legal case in order to catch the real culprit...with serious repercussions for lax results or proper etiquette.

HORROR STORIES (2012) movie review

Horror Stories (2012) d. Hong / Lim / Jeong / Kim / Kim / Min (South Korea)

A young student is kidnapped by a wordless serial killer who requests scary stories to help him slumber. (“I can only sleep when my blood is chilled.”) This quaintly spine-tingling version of 1001 Arabian Nights teams six versatile South Korean directors in the ongoing omnibus sweepstakes, with a wraparound devise helmed by Gyoo-dong Min just old-fashioned enough to conjure fond Amicus memories.

HANSEL AND GRETEL GET BAKED (2013) movie review

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked (2013) d. Journey, Duane (USA)

More preoccupied with brownies than gingerbread houses, budding screenwriting talent David Tillman fires up the blunts and bongs in a finely rolled spliff-riff on the classic fairy tale. Little old lady from Pasadena Lara Flynn Boyle cultivates a strain of uber-mellow Black Forest herb in her basement greenhouse, using the leafy lure to procure bumbling potheads for her bubbling cooking pot.

MODUS ANOMALI (2012) movie review

Modus Anomali (2012) d. Anwar, Joko (Indonesia)

Awakening alarmed and confused in a shallow forest dirt pit, Rio Dewanto finds himself in a deadly game of survival against an unseen, malevolent foe, one who has calculated every move to delight in the misery invoked by hidden messages and recorded wrongdoings. Writer/director Anwar distills an intriguing concept which pays off tremendously in its final act; unfortunately we’re forced to follow a very long road of misdirection and alienation to get there.

PAURA 3D (2012) movie review

Paura 3D (2012) d. Manetti, Antonio / Manetti, Marco (Italy)

Three juvenile pals (Claudio Di Biagio, Domenico Diele, Lorenzo Pedrotti) learn that local rich muckity muck Peppe Servillo is going to be out of town for the weekend, leaving his palatial country home unsupervised. Seeing a perfect party locale opportunity, the trio head to the hills and through the locked gates to splash about in the fat cat’s pool, guzzle his champagne, ogle his prized vintage guitar collection and use the massive flat screen telly to jam out on Rock Band. (Wait, what? Rock Band???) Things take a predictably turn for the nasty when Pedrotti’s sensitive lad discovers fair damsel Francesca Cuttica chained up in the basement in undressed distress…just around the time Mr. Monopoly Man’s plans fall through and he returns home to discover the interlopers.

SAWNEY: FLESH OF MAN (2012) movie review

Sawney: Flesh of Man (2012) d. Wood Jr., Ricky (UK)

Seriously, how do you screw up a perfectly solid real-life horror legend like that of the 16th century Scottish cannibal clan led by Alexander “Sawney” Bean, one that directly inspired Wes Craven’s mid-70s drive-in classic The Hills Have Eyes?

AFTERPARTY (2012) movie review

Afterparty (2012) d. Larraya, Miguel (Spain)

Callow TV star and heartbreaker Lucho Fernandez fully exploits the benefits of his celebrity, casual sex and illicit substances the order of the day while the tabloids and legions of female fans celebrate his bad boy status. But after a particularly nasty public break-up with the co-star of his horror-themed soap opera, the ladykiller attends a party at a secluded country home and wakes up locked in with three of the previous evening’s conquests (Alicia Sanz, Andrea Dueso, Eva Ugarte) and their mousy doormat friend Ursula Corbero. As the quintet attempt to discover the cause of their plight and an escape from it, a masked figure begins picking them off one by one.

MAY I KILL U? (2012) movie review

May I Kill U? (2012) d. Urban, Stuart (UK)

Set against the backdrop of the 2011 riots, writer/director Urban doles out a sharply satirical look at righteous vigilantism, an exaggerated Dirty Harry for the social media age. British bike bobby Kevin Bishop struggles mightily to retain his cool within a world gone slightly mad; his battle-axe mother criticizing his every move while criminals elude justice through technicalities or pure establishment apathy. But after receiving a nasty crack on the cranium during a local hoodlum’s sneak attack, the two-wheeled lawman’s moral stripe fades to a blue steeled gaze of street justice.

THE SECOND DEATH (2012) movie review

Second Death, The (2012) d. Calvete, Santiago Fernandez (Argentina)

A haunting and inexplicable series of deaths shatter a small town’s tranquil day-to-day existence, leaving taciturn police officer Agustina Lecouna saddled with the unenviable task of resolving a mystery that points an accusatory finger skyward. In realizing his own script, Calvete collaborates with cinematographer Dario Sabina to create a world leached of color and life, its inhabitants pale imitations of their healthy selves; this is a town nearly drained, where people mimic the motions and habits of relationships without ever connecting.

DUST UP (2012) movie review

Dust Up (2012) d. Roberts, Ward (USA)

Positing itself as the latest midnight movie sensation to capitalize on the nouveaux/retro grindhouse scene, there are several distinct impressions one gets from watching Roberts attempt to seize the crown: 1) The guy definitely has an affinity for the absurd and the extreme, 2) he knows that to sell said absurd and extreme material, one needs a fearless cast, jazzy camera angles/movement, and a rip snorting musical score, and 3) he seems to have approached his sophomore feature with the attitude that he might never get to make another movie in his life so better get it ALL IN THIS TIME.