Thursday, January 6, 2011

2010 Civilian Views and Year End Stats!

So, having addressed the horror genre (which composed more than half the year's viewing time), I figured it only fair to give credit to the rest of the flicks. Again, all of the films listed below were encountered for the first time from January 1 to December 31, 2010 (i.e. no repeat viewings were eligible), with my top picks denoted with an asterisk.

2010 TOTALS:
364 films, 253 1st time views, 242 horror, 45 cinema

(2009 Totals: 472, 276, 289, 38)
(2008 Totals: 384, 278, 226, 39)
(2007 Totals: 409, 284, 260, 40)

Best Worst Movie
Fighter, The
Killer Inside Me, The
Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1980
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World*
Social Network, The
Toy Story 3*

Dr. AC's 2010 Horror Wrap-up Exravaganza!

Howdy troops,

After much deliberation, here is my assessment of the year that was. All of the films listed below were encountered for the first time from January 1 to December 31, 2010 (i.e. no repeat viewings were eligible). To accommodate and acknowledge as many films as possible, I've broken them down into various categories in alphabetical order, with my top pick denoted with an asterisk.

As always, feel free to tag me with any comments, and I'll tag you back. Thanks so much for the past year of rapping and chatting - looking forward to more of the same in 2011!


Black Swan*
Cold Prey 2
Crazies, The
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The
Last Exorcism, The
Rare Exports
[Rec] 2

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Fool's Views (12/27 – 12/31)

My friends...that is that is that.

Thanks for hanging with the doc for the year, through highs, lows, joys, blues, haikus, etc. - looking forward to more of the same in 2011. As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth - we'll make sure you get some change back.

Next up: Dr. AC's Year End Roundup Extravaganza.


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Fool's Views (12/20 – 12/26)


My first week of freedom from the day job. So, where do I head? To the cinema, of course, to take in the current crop of Oscar bait. Meanwhile, at home, I decided to ring in the solstice with an all-night viewing of Storm of the Century, as well as catching up with some long-neglected, highly recommended features atop the to-watch shelf. All in all, a reasonably satisfying sojourn within the celluloid.

As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.


After.Life (2009)
(1st viewing) d. Wojtowicz-Vosloo, Agnieszka
After a horrific car accident, Christina Ricci wakes up on the slab at the local funeral home. Confused and feeling still very much alive, Anna resists the notion that she’s shuffled off this mortal coil, despite funeral director Liam Neeson's reassurances that she is merely in transition to the afterlife. Director/co-writer Wojtowicz-Vosloo’s ambitious feature debut is well made, with ample scare scenes intertwined with intriguing questions about life, death and the slender line betwixt them. Unfortunately, the scenario seems better suited to a short film, as the same unhallowed ground is repeatedly trod over…until even the novelty of Ricci’s unadorned flesh loses its appeal. A fine idea needlessly padded.

Black Swan (2010) (1st viewing) d. Aronofsky, Darren
Despite showing up on the cover of Fangoria, I wiffle-waffled for a good long time trying to decide whether Aronofsky’s latest feature, a ballet-thriller starring Natalie Portman, belonged in the “horror” or “civilian” section. After all, there’s not a lot of explicit gore, but there is some truly discomfiting imagery and the overall tenor is rife with tension. What ultimately tipped me over the scale was that I unreservedly refer to Polanski’s Repulsion as a horror film, and seeing as how Swan echoes its predecessor’s theme of spiraling insanity as seen through a beautiful, sexually repressed female character’s increasingly unreliable POV, there seemed little room for debate. Oh, and it’s pretty freaking brilliant, which makes me all the more eager to keep it on the dark side.

Coraline (2009) (1st viewing) d. Selick, Henry
No lighthearted kids movie, this. Don't get me wrong: I loved Selick’s (of Nightmare Before Christmas and James and the Giant Peach fame) nimble stop-motion adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s beloved tale. However, I might have been a little concerned had I seen it with a theater full of youngsters used to Disney or Dreamworks fare, on their behalf, right or wrong. However, what really works is that Coraline (voiced by Dakota Fanning) takes all the weird freaky stuff in stride - all the bizarro imagery becomes a little less scary and a little more magical when your main character - a mere child herself - is intrigued and accepting of the strangeness around her. As adults, we disconnect and think, “Oh, man, that is messed up.” Kids just say, “Ah, this is how it is in this story. Moving on...”

Storm of the Century, The (1999)
(1st viewing) d. Baxley, Craig R.
I liked this Stephen King miniseries well enough, although it's a bit talky for a one-shot viewing. Broken up over a couple nights (which is, after all, how it was intended) it might not have felt so. But as it stood, it seemed like there was a lot of repetition, reminding us who characters were, reminding us of what happened before, reminding us of who's dead, etc. Could have probably accomplished the same thing in 3 hours as opposed to 4 – and while it felt faithful to King's vision, as we've seen, faithful doesn't necessarily equal high entertainment. Also, this habit of calling everybody by their full names over and over and over again - do Maine island people really talk like that? I'd be handing out knuckle sandwiches right and left.

Fighter, The (2010)
(1st viewing) d. Russell, David, O.
What’s oddest to me about this based-on-a-true-story feature is that it was a pet project for Mark Wahlberg for years, and yet he has the least interesting performance in the film. Instead, it serves as a showcase for the terrific ensemble, three of whom (Christian Bale, Amy Adams and Melissa Leo) will likely receive Oscar nods. Wahlberg is physically astute, looking and moving like a boxer, but emotionally comes up just the tiniest bit short – not enough there there.

Killer Inside Me, The (2010) (1st viewing) d. Winterbottom, Michael
Holy dark, violent and bleak. Casey Affleck is about the least likely brutal homicidal maniac you’d expect…and that’s why he’s so darn good at it. The logic police had to write a couple tickets at the end, but still, a pretty amazing noir. Based on the novel by Jim Thompson.

King's Speech, The (2010) (1st viewing) d. Hooper, Tom
Colin Firth might just stammer his way all the way to the podium this year with his well-inhabited turn as King George VI. Terrific performances all around, especially Geoffrey Rush as Firth’s unconventional speech therapist, with wonderful period feel and production design serving the drama instead of overwhelming it. Oddly enough, it's also strangely unmoving - we understand the character's struggles without truly empathizing.

Machinist, The (2004) (1st viewing) d. Anderson, Brad
While Christian Bale’s astonishing skeletal appearance is what folks generally remember, he also turns in a multifaceted and nuanced character study of a man’s battle for his own mind. What really kills me is that a skilled artisan like Brad Anderson (Session 9) can only seem to find work in television while money and film jobs get handed out to less deserving directors (I’m looking at you, M. Night Shyamalan). Here’s hoping that his upcoming feature, Jack, starring Samuel L. Jackson and Liev Schreiber, changes the course of things.

Memento (2000) (3rd viewing) d. Nolan, Christopher
“Remember Sammy Jankis.” My wife hates this film. And I absolutely do not understand how anyone can hate this film. Because it’s freaking great.

Promise: The Making of “Darkness on the Edge of Town”, The (2010) (1st viewing) d. Zimny, Thom
On the other hand, my wife loves Bruce Springsteen. And she loves me for giving her the special edition 30th anniversary of DOTEOT box set, which includes a wealth of unreleased songs, concert recordings and this documentary showing the Boss at his control freak/genius best.

Zoolander (2001) (1st viewing) d. Stiller, Ben
Um. Hm. Nope, still don’t get it.

2010 Totals to date: 351 films, 236 1st time views, 237 horrors, 41 cinema

First 200 Years of Monty Python, The by Kim “Howard” Johnson
Twilight Zone Companion, The by Marc Scott Zicree

Monday, January 3, 2011

Fool's Views (11/29 – 12/19)

Howdy folks,

In this installment, the holidays kick into full swing (as you can see, all three horror flicks are seasonally appropriate…plus a certain Will Ferrell flick), and AC starts streaming Netflix in earnest (6 of the civilian features were courtesy of the Little Red Envelope minus the Envelope). It’s a little scary, because with this kind of accessibility, it’s a lot like having TV again. And that’s a dangerous thing. We’ll see how this turns out – as you might have already guessed, I have little enough resistance to the mighty cathode ray as it is.

As always, feel free to leave your two cents worth – we’ll make sure you get some change back.


Sunday, January 2, 2011

Fool's Views - 11/1 - 11/28 (with Turkey!)

Guess who's back? Back again. AC's back. Tell a friend...

Sorry guys and ghouls, it's been a crazy time. Trying to free oneself from the shackles of gainful employ proved a challenge only the most dedicated and deluded would attempt, but darned if I wasn't able to finally manage it. But I'll honestly admit I had gone into utter bunker mentality for the final stretch, hence my radio silence on the H101 campus grounds.

Before we welcome 2011 with open arms (and do we ever), I feel an obligation to give the Views of the last two months their day in the sun. Said day will be given over the next four installments, after which AC's 2010 Year End Recap will be unveiled, and then we'll dive back into business as usual. Can I get an amen...or at least a order of nachos?

As always, feel free to throw in your two cents worth - we'll make sure you get some change back.